More evidence of fairies
It's said that fairies, indeed, exist but only infants younger than a year old can see them. Any older and humans lose their ability to discern these denizens of dark and unvisited shadows. While fairies may be invisible, the results of the mischievous presence are not. I know this because I have a few corded phones.
Have you ever noticed that at any given time, the helix wire that twists between handset and the phone itself lays orderly in its slnky imitation? Then the next time you look at it, the wire is a tangled mess of knots and reversed twists. At first I suspected that a friend or spouse may be playing tricks on me or perhaps they enjoy doing cartwheels when talking on the phone. I spend countless minutes spinning the handset to make things right or disconnect the wire to allow it to "relax" to its orderly state. Howerver, I know that sometimes no one can possibly have access to the phone and yet, there it is, a hopelessly tangly ganglia of wire. What can be the cause?
Got to be fairies. Working for the "wireless" companies, no doubt.
Until I hear of a better theory, I'm sticking to my theory.
Have you ever noticed that at any given time, the helix wire that twists between handset and the phone itself lays orderly in its slnky imitation? Then the next time you look at it, the wire is a tangled mess of knots and reversed twists. At first I suspected that a friend or spouse may be playing tricks on me or perhaps they enjoy doing cartwheels when talking on the phone. I spend countless minutes spinning the handset to make things right or disconnect the wire to allow it to "relax" to its orderly state. Howerver, I know that sometimes no one can possibly have access to the phone and yet, there it is, a hopelessly tangly ganglia of wire. What can be the cause?
Got to be fairies. Working for the "wireless" companies, no doubt.
Until I hear of a better theory, I'm sticking to my theory.


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